1 00:00:03,739 --> 00:00:05,540 So, what's a cappuccino? 2 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:12,240 A cappuccino is a coffee drink of Italian origin, comprised of equal parts 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,800 milk, foam milk, and espresso. 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:20,580 The name is derived from the foam cap, which was thought to resemble the hooded 5 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:23,780 robes of the cappuccino friars of the 16th century. 6 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,740 I meant, what's it cost? 7 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Three dollars. 8 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,320 Okay, what's a cafe latte? 9 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:39,780 Also three dollars. 10 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,720 No, I mean, does it have a little story to go with it? 11 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:47,820 Here's me. 12 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,500 Here's my patience. 13 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:52,840 I've lost it. 14 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,040 Get out of here. 15 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,640 Joe, around here we like to think that the customer's always right. 16 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:08,350 The customer's always right. 17 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:16,190 Where do you come up with these? 18 00:01:19,670 --> 00:01:21,430 I got a good one for you. 19 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:26,190 It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game. 20 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:33,550 Here's another one. Here's another one. 21 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,420 People are basically good. 22 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,960 Let us know if we can help you with anything. 23 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,560 Yeah, just give a yell. 24 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:54,880 Actually, you know what? I could use your help on this display over here. 25 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,940 Oh, we were just being polite. 26 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,280 You know, the only reason we come here is because it's so much fun watching you 27 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,600 work. Well, enjoy. 28 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:07,160 Wow, this Jack Slade character is amazing. 29 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,439 What are you reading? 30 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,580 The new Nestor Big novel, Cold Steel Slade. 31 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:12,920 Check this out. 32 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,280 Big Gus Logan had Slade cornered, and they both knew it. 33 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:21,100 Suddenly... In one blinding motion, Slade whipped the screwdriver out of his 34 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,480 back pocket and sunk it deep into Gus's neck. 35 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,680 The blood flowed like wine. 36 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,040 Authors always look so distinguished in their photographs, don't they? 37 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:39,140 I love Nestor Biggs. His books are pedistic, violent trash. 38 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:40,540 I know, aren't they great? 39 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,480 They're for people who are too stupid to watch television. 40 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:44,900 I know, aren't they great? 41 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:48,050 Off at night should not be a forum for criminals. 42 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:51,250 Oh, you kill one guy in a bar fight, suddenly you're a criminal. 43 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,950 Whose life can stand up to that kind of scrutiny? 44 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,230 Good afternoon, by the book. 45 00:03:58,610 --> 00:03:59,549 Hi, Dad. 46 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:00,550 Hi, Ellie. 47 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:03,110 How are you, dear? 48 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:04,350 I'm great, and you? 49 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:07,010 I'm wonderful. I'm trying out my new pipe. 50 00:04:07,510 --> 00:04:11,790 What? You don't smoke. I do now. The tobacco shop with having a two -for -one 51 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,290 sale, you can't pass that off. 52 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,560 No, you can't. 53 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,420 Hey, listen, if chewing tobacco goes on sale, keep in mind I got a birthday 54 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:20,420 coming up. 55 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:24,800 You know, smoking is kind of fun once you get past the dizziness and the 56 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,800 vomiting. 57 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:32,400 Say, what time does Tracy's plane get in? About 8 .30. 8 .30. You better get 58 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,400 going. 59 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,960 Dad, her plane is still on the ground in Missouri. I refuse to leave before she 60 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,960 does. 61 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:42,240 Ellen, we're all a little worried about your cousin's big trip out here to 62 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,240 California. 63 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,490 She's sweet and innocent. She isn't like you. 64 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:53,270 Well, thank you for that. But there's no need to worry about Tracy. She's always 65 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:55,630 been my favorite cousin. I'm the one who convinced her to come out here. 66 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,630 Dad? 67 00:04:57,810 --> 00:04:58,810 Dad? 68 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:00,590 Oh, oh, oh. 69 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,270 I got a little woozy. 70 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,470 I think I'd better go lie down. 71 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:11,170 Okay, you do that. Hey, and relax about Tracy. 72 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:12,570 She couldn't be in safer hands. 73 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,140 This is going to be your best vacation ever. I can't believe I am finally in 74 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,140 Angeles. 75 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,420 Look, there's a palm tree. 76 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:33,980 And another one, and another one, and another one. 77 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,460 And you wanted to go to Hawaii. 78 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:39,580 Thank God I talked you out of that one. Wait a minute. 79 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:43,320 You could have gone to Hawaii and you chose to come here? 80 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,100 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 81 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,560 Nothing. 82 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,900 I was in Hawaii once. 83 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:54,850 is the most beautiful place on Earth. So clean and so safe. 84 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:58,890 Oh, when I had to come back here, I cried for two weeks. 85 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,410 Oh. 86 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:01,970 Tears of joy, I'm sure. 87 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:06,510 She was just so happy to see the sunshine and movie stars and palm trees. 88 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:10,010 Look, there's a palm tree. And there's another one. And another one. And 89 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:13,110 one. And another one. It's kind of hard to look at them the same way once you 90 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:15,150 realize that they're just crawling with tree rats. 91 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:21,490 this friend of mine who had a rat fall out of a tree into his shoulder. Ew. He 92 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:24,830 had to get rabies shots every day for a month. Ew. 93 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:29,070 Shouldn't you guys be singing or playing the alphabet game or something? 94 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:31,370 Okay, okay. 95 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:37,210 Me first. A, I see an arsonist. Uh, B, I see a burglar. 96 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:38,470 Carjacking. Bad guy. 97 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:43,690 Tracy, they're just kidding. Bad things almost never happen here. 98 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:50,809 was the beach? 99 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:51,970 It was fun. 100 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:55,510 You okay? What happened? 101 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:58,150 Oh, I stepped on something in the sand. 102 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:00,430 You were walking on the beach barefoot? 103 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:04,070 No, a beer bottle went right through my sneaker. 104 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:08,410 It was a pretty green bottle, so if we can pick it out of her foot, I think we 105 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:09,410 have a good souvenir. 106 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,970 And when you make calamine lotion, I'm starting to get a little itchy all over. 107 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,940 Oh, my God. You didn't go in the water, did you? Well, she kind of had to. That 108 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:19,340 pit bull wouldn't take no for an answer. 109 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:25,240 Is there something wrong with going in the water? No, no. Those swim at your 110 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,620 risk signs are merely guidelines. 111 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:31,680 Spoilsport scientists don't want you to have any fun anymore. Don't lay out in 112 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,160 the sun. Don't eat fatty foods. 113 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,940 Don't swim in raw sewage. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 114 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,100 You know, I think I'm just going to take a long shower. 115 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,860 Oh, construction crew broke a pipe out front. 116 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:47,240 There's no hot water. Well, cold's okay. I'm feeling a little feverish anyway. 117 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,820 Ow. Ow. 118 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,020 Remember, it's shampoo, rinse, repeat. 119 00:07:56,580 --> 00:08:00,980 Oh, this is going so badly. I just want one thing that she does here to be fun. 120 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,840 Please, something fun. Anything fun. One little tiny piece of fun. 121 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:07,020 Well, why don't you take her to see a show? 122 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:12,120 Something spectacular like, uh, Sunset Boulevard? 123 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,780 Great, Adam. If I would have thought of that six months ago, maybe I'd be 124 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,040 sitting here with tickets in my hand. 125 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,140 Sitting here with tickets in my hand. 126 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,000 Not just any tickets. Fourth row tickets. 127 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,580 Glenn, close. 128 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:26,820 Yeah, real close. 129 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:29,160 I got it from a scalper. 130 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,040 I owe you big. 131 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,500 Hey, Tracy! 132 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,220 This is going to be your best vacation ever. 133 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,340 We're going to see Sunset Boulevard. 134 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,270 It's a lavish new musical by one of the world's top composers. 135 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:58,330 It's a live theater. That's why you live in a city like this. 136 00:08:58,570 --> 00:08:59,830 What other shows have you seen? 137 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,150 Well, there was, um, Hair. 138 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:08,550 Yeah, that was 11 years ago. 139 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,850 And we saw your niece in Annie. 140 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,409 That's right. 141 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:15,010 Ben Franklin Elementary puts on quite a show. 142 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:18,310 Little Britney made a fine Daddy Warbucks. 143 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:21,990 Fourth row in the orchestra. 144 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:23,810 Hope they give me a good instrument. 145 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,009 16th row. 146 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:31,090 Nothing to be ashamed of. 147 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:32,810 Might want to get used to this. 148 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:34,630 Back of my head. 149 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:38,710 Of course, 12 rows back would be more like this. Back of my head. 150 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:43,130 Hope you're sitting in the orchestra, so feel free to call out any requests. 151 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,490 We got our tickets from the Make -A -Wish Foundation. 152 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:49,070 I guess this is the best that they could do. 153 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,920 Sorry, but these appear to be counterfeit. 154 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:06,080 What? Well, first of all, there's only one L in Boulevard. 155 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:12,500 And we rarely, if ever, stamp our tickets not counterfeit. 156 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,500 Would you please step to the side, please? 157 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Please. 158 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:18,820 Boy, 159 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,500 this really ticks me off. 160 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,960 You know, I'm going to find the guy that I bought those tickets from, and I'm 161 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,740 going to demand my $20 back. 162 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,700 Could we just sit down anywhere? My foot's starting to go a little numb. 163 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:36,820 Hey, couldn't get into Sunset Boulevard, huh? 164 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:42,480 Well, we have got just the show for you, and the good news is it's free. 165 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,920 What is it? 166 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:49,240 You get to be in the studio audience for an infomercial featuring a 167 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,680 revolutionary new line of hair care products. 168 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,500 Best of all, our host is TV's Tina Yathers. 169 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:04,050 Are you kidding? Yeah, sure we're up for it. Is this a great city or what? 170 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,790 She was in Family Ties. 171 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:09,110 Watch 172 00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:20,150 your 173 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,050 hair. Watch your head. It's low clearance. 174 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:41,930 We sat there for five hours smiling and clapping like trained seals. 175 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:45,930 That's right. If we were at home, we'd have to make four easy payments of $9 176 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,150 .95. We got a bargain. 177 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,550 I don't know what you're complaining about. 178 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:50,990 I kind of like mine. 179 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:52,770 I look like Elvis. 180 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:54,510 You look like Beethoven. 181 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,590 The Elvis of his day. 182 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:01,530 You know, I think I'm going to try and get this stuff out of my hair. 183 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,150 You don't have any paint thinner, do you? 184 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:04,870 Oh, Tracy. 185 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,100 I know things didn't work out at the beach or the show or the infomercial or 186 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,500 anything, really, since you got here. 187 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,460 I feel really bad. I mean, after all, I am the one who convinced you to come 188 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:20,140 here instead of Hawaii. I guess what I'm trying to say is the best vacation of 189 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,140 your life begins tomorrow. 190 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,860 You know, I really would rather not do anything. 191 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:28,700 Exactly what I had planned. A relaxing day with me at the bookstore. But it's 192 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,640 not just any day. There's a celebrity book signing. I'm not going to tell you 193 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,600 who it is, or you'd never fall asleep tonight. 194 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,560 I probably won't get any sleep anyway. My scalp is really starting to burn. 195 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,340 That's no burn, that's a tingle. 196 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,020 Remember what Tina said, that's how you know it's working. 197 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,320 Without even thinking, Slade Doe behind the wheel of the jet car as a hail of 198 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,580 bullets rained down from above. 199 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,360 This could be interesting. 200 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,870 For 22 years, he'd driven only Hogs and Harleys, and now he had a $2 million hot 201 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:07,910 rod to joyride in. 202 00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:12,590 He noticed the crowd of tourists standing between him and the only road 203 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,590 town. 204 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,330 What the hell, he thought. 205 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,530 They probably got insurance. 206 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:24,530 Well, 207 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:28,330 that certainly was special. 208 00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:33,770 I think my favorite part was when Slade yanked off the man's arm and beat him to 209 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:34,770 death with it. 210 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:39,970 Sure, the writing gets a little flowery at times, but it didn't Fitzgerald's. 211 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:46,150 Well, Mr. Biggs will be signing autographed copies until closing. 212 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,730 Look, Ellen. 213 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,310 A tear. 214 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:55,630 Your speech about Nestor touched me. 215 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,530 Well, then we're even because several of Nestor's fans have tried to touch me. 216 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:04,070 He is selling a lot of books, though. 217 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:07,290 Tracy, can you get me two more cases of books upstairs? 218 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:08,570 Yeah. 219 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,610 Mr. Biggs, I really love your prose. 220 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,070 It's so real. 221 00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:18,510 It feels like it was written in blood on scraps of paper scrounged up in a 222 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:19,389 prison cell. 223 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:22,270 Well, actually, it was written on a Macintosh PowerBook 180. 224 00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,630 Now keep a change of clothes in the office. Go get yourself cleaned up. 225 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:49,490 It's all right. In case anyone's interested, I'm fine. 226 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:54,190 This is horrible. 227 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:57,610 I mean, from the moment Tracy got here, everything has gone wrong. All I wanted 228 00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,050 to do was give her a nice vacation. 229 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:03,350 I love her to death, but I really wish she'd just gone to Hawaii. 230 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,060 What if we're not ready to leave? 231 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,400 Well, then I will have to kick you out on your sorry butt, my friend. 232 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,760 I'm tired and I want to go home. 233 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,140 All right. 234 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:41,180 This is the single most profitable day in the history of the bookstore. I 235 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,220 love Nestor Biggs. 236 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,640 I want to thank him. 237 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,880 Thank him. I want to hug him. Where is he? 238 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,880 He's out front flirting with your cousin. 239 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,420 I'm going to yank his arm off and beat him with it. 240 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,280 Tracy! Tracy! 241 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,620 There they are. And there they go. 242 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,600 Tracy! 243 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,220 So, uh, how old is this little girl? 244 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,540 Twenty -three. 245 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,860 Months? Years. 246 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:09,660 Look, ma 'am. 247 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,760 When a grown woman willingly climbs on the back of a man's motorcycle and goes 248 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,280 off with him, that's no crime. 249 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,900 That's a date. 250 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,280 Did I mention that she wasn't wearing a helmet? That's a crime. 251 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,100 And neither was he. That's two crimes. They're on us free. Go get them. 252 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,940 Can't the police do anything? This Nestor Biggs guy is a killer. 253 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:32,840 If you're talking about Nestor Biggs the writer, he probably took her up to Hog 254 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,680 Heaven. It's a bar he owns up the coast. 255 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,779 That's right. 256 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,320 And who's afraid of Slade? 257 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,740 Jack Flade meets this young Midwestern girl at Hog Heaven, and they journey up 258 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,880 the coast living and loving on the open road. 259 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,540 Living and loving? 260 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,040 I'm going to get my car keys. 261 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,200 Hi there. Excuse me. 262 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,060 Hello? 263 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,300 Pardon me. 264 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,180 Excuse me. 265 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,280 Okay, stop. 266 00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:09,389 I don't see him anywhere. 267 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:13,690 If that pig has heard her, I'll... I'll... I'll take his books off the new 268 00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:14,690 noteworthy table. 269 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,010 Let's go to the bar and see if anybody's seen him. Try and blend in. 270 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:23,790 Hi. 271 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,850 Hey. 272 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,690 What can I get you? I'll take a beer. Adam? A beer. 273 00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:35,990 Two beers, Holly? 274 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,330 A glass of Chardonnay? 275 00:17:38,429 --> 00:17:39,429 Three beers. 276 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,350 Say, Bart, I got you here. 277 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,470 You seen a man named Nestor Biggs? 278 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,110 Not real good with names. 279 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:50,270 Yeah, well, he's a big biker type. Kind of, you know, beard, tattoos. 280 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,510 Not too good with faces, either. 281 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,950 He's the author that writes the Jack Slade novels? 282 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,150 I don't read much. 283 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:59,590 Oh, for crying out loud, he owns the place. He signs your paychecks. Lady, 284 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:00,590 a hint. 285 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,890 Okay, we've looked for them. Can we go home now? 286 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,170 Yeah, what's your rush? 287 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,890 I think this place is pretty cool. 288 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,780 I don't know why I've never come here before. 289 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,880 I thought these guys would kick the crap out of you. 290 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,460 Oh, yeah. 291 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380 Thanks. 292 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,700 Hi there. 293 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,440 Hey. 294 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,860 You hitting on my woman? 295 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:26,900 What? 296 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,140 He wants to know if you're hitting on his woman. 297 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,740 Look, I gotta warn you, if you're planning on hitting me, I have a very 298 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:36,980 high -pitched cry. 299 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,980 It'll certainly lessen the degree of your satisfaction of victory. 300 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:47,100 Excuse me, I hate to interrupt here, but have you seen Nestor Biggs tonight? 301 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,640 Yeah, came in here about an hour ago with some girly mitts. They're in its 302 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,640 private room. 303 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,180 Excuse me. 304 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,639 Pardon me. 305 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,640 One side. 306 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,680 Coming through. 307 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,240 Open sesame. 308 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,120 Yellow. 309 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,730 Why not? Making myself clear, I need to get into that room. 310 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:07,909 Room's private. 311 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,370 You don't understand, my cousin's in there. 312 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:10,970 Big's asked not to be disturbed. 313 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:13,830 What's your name? 314 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:15,110 Big Ed. 315 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:16,509 I like it. 316 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,510 Simple, logical. 317 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,070 You're big, your name's Ed. 318 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,710 Doesn't take a genius, pretty self -explanatory. 319 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,410 I'm Ellen. Little Ellen. 320 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,450 Man, a few words, I like that. 321 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,110 Are you married, Big Ed? 322 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,330 Is there a Mrs. Ed? Not that you're Mr. Ed, that's a talking horse. 323 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:42,650 I guess the point I'm trying to make is I'm attracted to you. 324 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:48,250 You're just my type. You're big and you're hairy and sweaty. 325 00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:52,030 What do you say you and I skedaddle into that private room and get to know each 326 00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,030 other better? 327 00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:54,370 Sorry. 328 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:58,150 Come on now. My cousin's in there. I've got to get in there. We can do this one 329 00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:01,070 of two ways. The easy way or the hard way. Now you just decide because one way 330 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,210 or the other I'm getting in that room. 331 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,090 Are you ticklish? 332 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,460 Tracy! Another inside straight! 333 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Unbelievable! 334 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,660 Tracy! 335 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,600 Ellen, what are you doing here? 336 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,380 Looking for you. I was worried you just took off. 337 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,780 Oh, please. Like that's not exactly what you wanted. 338 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,080 What are you talking about? 339 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:29,060 You didn't want me here in the first place. And then when you got stuck with 340 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,680 you made sure I had a bad time. 341 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,200 Look, I admit everything's gone wrong, but those things just happen here. 342 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,220 just L .A. Oh, come on. No place is that awful. 343 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:43,960 No, it is. Really, ask anyone who lives here. Then why do you live here? 344 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,300 The weather? 345 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,100 Look, 346 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,720 you've got to believe me. I wanted nothing more than to have you here and 347 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,180 you the best time of your life. 348 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,880 Then why'd you tell Holly you just wished I'd gone to Hawaii? 349 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:02,870 Oh, that. I just felt really responsible for your rotten vacation. I do wish 350 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,710 you'd gone to Hawaii. I wish I'd gone to Hawaii. 351 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,470 I wish we'd all gone to Hawaii. 352 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,470 That hot tropical sun's too much for my sensitive skin. 353 00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:13,190 You know, I am sorry that I ran off like that. 354 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:18,310 And I do appreciate everything that you've done for me, as horrible and 355 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,350 as it has all been. 356 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,570 Oh, Tracy. 357 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:26,070 What do you say we just go home, huh? 358 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,330 Go. 359 00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,810 and join us. Yeah, come on. We'll deal you in, babe. 360 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:33,890 Yeah, lady, have a seat. Really? Yeah. 361 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:35,590 Okay. 362 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:37,630 You do know how to play poker, don't you? 363 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:41,090 Do I know how to play poker? What kind of question is that? 364 00:21:42,110 --> 00:21:43,110 Shuffle them. Deal them. 365 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,390 I raise you. I call you. 366 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,750 Auntie. 367 00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:46,810 Uncle. 368 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:51,710 I'm an experienced veteran poker player, if you ever saw one. 369 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,730 Wow, these are great cards. 370 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,390 Of course, I could be bluffing. 371 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,460 Camera work. 372 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:09,460 Without even thinking, Slade dove behind the wheel of the jet car as a hail of 373 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,760 bullets drained down from above. 374 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,540 Drained down from above? 375 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:14,820 Right away? 376 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:20,820 You're reading, right? Yeah. Okay. 377 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,300 but it's really starting to go numb. 378 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,380 Say, couldn't get into Sunset Boulevard, huh? 379 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:42,740 Well, we have got just the show for you, and the good news is, it's free.